{"name":"Clippers & Consequences","short_name":"Clippers & Consequences","theme_color":"#ffffff","start_url":"/","display":"standalone","background_color":"#fff","description":"<p>Welcome to the very first episode of Clippers &amp; Consequences, the podcast where my beard (and sometimes my gums!) are always on the line!</p>\n<p>Join Lemuel and Deinye as we dive into some truly ancient mysteries – specifically, the Great Pyramid conspiracy theories. Was it aliens? Giant lasers? Or just incredible human ingenuity? You won't believe some of the ideas out there!</p>\n<p>Then, we fast-forward to the slightly less ancient, but equally intriguing, world of pyramid schemes. We'll talk about how these notorious setups started and how they've evolved into today's often-misunderstood multi-level marketing (MLM) companies. Is there a fine line, or are they all just a bad investment waiting to happen? We'll be sharing our hot takes and debating the fine print.</p>\n<p>And speaking of fine lines, things get personal when I reveal my dentist wants to trim my gums! Seriously. Learn all about \"false pockets,\" constant scaling, and why this seemingly simple procedure has my wife, Deinye, a little scared of how I'll look. All this, while Deinye attempts her inaugural beard trim on yours truly. Will it be a clean cut or a comical catastrophe? Tune in to find out!</p>\n<p>#ClippersAndConsequences #NewEpisode #PyramidConspiracy #PyramidSchemes #MLM #DentalHorror #BeardTrim #MarriageLife #AuthenticTalk #Humor #FirstEpisode #Consequences</p>","icons":[{"src":"https://deow9bq0xqvbj.cloudfront.net/image-logo/21099084/logo_300x300.png","sizes":"300x300","type":"image/png"}]}